The Golden Skull is much better'n than the Revenge or any other Pirate Ship any day, matey! We'll have ye in 'ar crew ta sail fer wonders and ye may cross swords with another pirate or the survy dogs o' the Royal Navy. Have we got booty! Worthy of a king's ransom these treasuers be, an' at cutthroat rates that're sure ta please any Captain or thievin' scoundrel for an adventure of a lifetime. An' treasures we got lots of 'em! Even Blackbeard hisself would drool o'er this treasure trove!

Hoist yer sails an' trawl round our ship fer a bit. Then fire off yer event date ta us an' we'll all drink ta yer health with a bumper of grog. If ye don't, then avast ye swabs and man yer arms! for we might jus' visit ye in our barquentine an' pepper yer vessel with our irons, sendin' 'er ta the fishes!

Take it from us, ye don't want ta cross our tyrannical captains as they take over the ship for their party, for they are a mean one, they are. They'll have yer guts fer garters, matey, an' that ain't no landcrab's tale!

Now, lads, ye may contact our quartermaster by phone, fax, email or snail mail an' we'll book your party and get all yer plunder ready to sail right off ta ya on the followin' ebb tide date. Ye can even charge it ta yer Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, (we ain't quite so uncivilized as some might think).

Meself an' the other scurvy dogs 'ere on The Golden Skull and at Magical Times are looking forward ta havin' dealin's with ye.